All Cards

This list is a temporary fix while we work out a more elegant solution for what cards go back in which pack. 

Original

1. An underage girlfriend
2. Any bitcoin you fucking loser
3. An Alcoholic Dad
4. A mom who fucks your friends
5. Bi-curious thoughts
6. Bad breath
7. A lazy eye
8. A secret fear / secret group chat
9. A boner right now
10. Mismatched boobies
11. A grandparent you wish were dead
    
12. Direct nazi lineage
13. A jar of cum under your bed

Jesus

• Thoughts and prayers for the latest mass shooting
• A grandparent in hell
• A thing for hot teen virgins
• Weird kinks from sexual shame
• A wife who is rightly subservient to you
• Strong feelings the catholic church did nothing wrong
• A fear of hell because of that secret you told me
• Any mixed fabric clothes
• Best religions correlated with skin color
• A stop sucking so many cocks prayer
• A cucked dad
• Any boys locked in the basement
• An engagement ring, a virgin pussy and a real tired butthole

Boomers

1. Death Breath
2. An Overgrown gray bush
3. Saggy Belly Titties
4. A bunch of slurs you still say
5. An erotic and unquenchable thirst for fake news
6. A house you bought with three apples and a wheat penny
7. Milky spit on the side of your mouth
8. Bony skeleton fingers
9. Any shut the fuck up pills you can add to the regiment
10. Erectile dysfunction
11. The right amount of teeth for perfect oral
12. Literally zero good opinions on politics
13. A crippling addiction to misunderstanding pronouns

Mom

1. That Black Dildo
2. Yet Another Dumb Opinion
3. Envy Me
4. Any Gray hairs Down There
5. A least favorite child
6. A history of trying lesbian stuff
7. Menopause
8. Any plans to lose a couple pounds
9. Deep regrets of having children
10. A roast beef puss
11. Sad Sleepy Saggy Eyes
12. Unhappy Dry sex with dad
13. Sexual needs

Dad

1. A problem with me dating a black guy
2. Weird thoughts about your hot daughter
3. a fear that your son is gay
4. a pointless hobby
5. regrets
6. a will? if so how much do I get?
7. Generational trauma
8. a girlfriend my age
9. masturbate more than you have sex?
10. Pathetic penis pills
11. Any secrets you're keeping from us
12. Still fuck mom
13. Feel your strength slipping away old man?

America Blue

1. Emotional support soda
2. Suicidal thoughts
3. Racism baked in your bones
4. The greatest institutions
5. Any woke
6. Ties to Epstein 
7. Any medical debt
8. Anything nice about republicans
9. Any idea what the fuck is going on
10. Mississippi Face
11. Hate in your heart for the homeless
12. A black friend
13. a school shooter

America Red

1. Fat Fingers
2. More money than africans?
3. PTSD
4. Huge tits from hormones
5. A really embarrassing credit score
6. Any nicknames you gave Obama
7. Anything nice about democrats
8. Super diabetes
9. A $42,000 bitch made salary
10. a Series of R-words you elected president
11. Any cheap Mexican labor I can find around here
12. Lead poisoning 
13. Mushy shit brain