I Make Games

Out of Spite

I started this company out of spite for one man who was ALSO a board game publisher. Every game I make carries that attitude and tone to spite him and everything he represents - vanity, arrogance, being stupid and dumb, these are principles I stand firmly against.

Fuck that guy.

The Full Spite Story

I've Made So Many Games Out of Spite

Go Fuck Yourself!

$12.99
$12.99

Go Fish? How about Go F*** Yourself! A hilarious adult spin on a classic card game. Go fishing for the embarrassing cards your friends hold in their hand and go fuck yourself if you guess wrong!

  • [Adult] Go Fish - An adult spin on the classic game.
  • Quick & Easy: Simple setup, endless hilarity.
  • Perfect for Parties: Great for groups of 3-10.
  • 2+ Players
  • Stocking Stuffer: Maybe the greatest stocking stuffer of all time.
  • Made Out of Spite

A Look Inside

FAQs

❓You Only Send 2 Emails a year?

Well, two MARKETING emails, but yes. You'll still get tracking, delivery confirmation, etc.

If you sign up for marketing emails, I send one email for when I launch a new product, and one email that gives you our holiday discount calendar. I fucking HATE email marketing and the geeks and criminals who do it.

❓Are these games safe for kids?

No. Absolutely not. These games are for grown-ups (or at least people pretending to be grown-ups). Ages 17+.

❓How many people can play?

Go Fuck Yourself: 3–6 players

I Would Kill Hitler - 3-8 players recommended

❓How long does it take to play?

GFYS: 5–10 minutes
IWKH: 30+ Minutes

❓How long does shipping take?

3–5 business days within the U.S.

(If it takes longer, it’s probably our fault. Email us: hello@spitehousestudios.com)

❓Do you ship internationally?

Yes. It's on the expensive side, but it's going to get cheaper as we expand physically into other markets.

❓What if I have a problem with my order?

I will fix it. Email me.

❓Where can I find you on social media?

TikTok: @spitehouse_games

I do not fuck with Facebook

❓Why are your prices different on Amazon and Tik Tok?

Because both platforms PUNISH creators for not offering free shipping. The only way I could circumvent that was to raise the price on those platforms, so that it includes the price of the game AND shipping. Shipping is like $7 for me right now because I have to pay a company in ass crack Dallas TX to pick pack and ship orders... But Buying on my website will always be cheaper.

Some Housekeeping

  • Free Shipping on +$20

    Yes

  • More Buy = More Save

    $50 = $10 off

  • I HATE Email Marketing

    But when I DO send emails, they are fucking bangers.