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Spite House Studios

Go Fuck Yourself!

Go Fuck Yourself!

The Adult Version of Go Fish You Always Wanted

If You LOVE Go Fish, You'll HATE Yourself for Buying This

Regular price $12.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.99 USD
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Go Fish? How about Go F*** Yourself! A hilarious adult spin on a classic card game. Go fishing for the embarrassing cards your friends hold in their hand and go fuck yourself if you guess wrong!

  • [Adult] Go Fish - An adult spin on the classic game.
  • Quick & Easy: Simple setup, endless hilarity.
  • Perfect for Parties: Great for groups of 3-10.
  • 2+ Players
  • Stocking Stuffer: Maybe the greatest stocking stuffer of all time.
  • Made Out of Spite
  • 1 Game - $12.99 + shipping
  • 2 Games - Free shipping ($6.99 value)
  • 3 Games - Get up to $8 OFF + Free shipping

Why this game exists

A hilarious adult spin on a classic card game. Go fishing for the embarrassing cards your friends hold in their hand and go fuck yourself if you guess wrong!

Quick & Easy: Simple setup, endless hilarity.
Perfect for Parties: Great for groups of 3-10.
2+ Players
Stocking Stuffer: Maybe the greatest stocking stuffer of all time.
Made Out of Spite

What’s in the Box?

For Single Games:
• 52 Cards (13 Matches)
• 1 Rules Card
• Spite

For Bundles:
• Each Deck
• 52 Cards (13 Matches)
• 1 Rules Card
• Spite

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WTF is in this game?

Go fishing for the embarrassing secrets hold in hand
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Unfiltered Reactions

As Seen (Everywhere) on TikTok

People are playing Go Fuck Yourself and posting the aftermath. It’s loud. It’s chaotic. It might’ve ended a few friendships. Scroll the feed to see the carnage.

PLAY NOW. APOLOGIZE LATER

HOW TO PLAY

It's Just F*cked-Up Go Fish

If you can play Go Fish, you can play this. You'll just laugh harder and feel worse.

1

Ask for A Card

Like Go Fish, but you say Horrible Things

2

Stack Up Your Dirty Sets

More matches = more chaos = more points. Probably.

3

Win, But at What Cost?

You'll lose friends. You'll gain trauma. You'll love every second.

You were gonna buy one? AT THESE PRICES??

Buy 3. Save cash. Get free shipping. Act like you've done this before.

1 Game

$12.99 + shipping
1 Game

2 Games

Free shipping ($6.99 value)
2 Games

Bundles when live

Get up to $8 OFF + Free shipping
Bundles when live

Should you even F*cking play this?

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The game is NOT for

  • Children Under 18 years old
  • Your HR Manager
  • Epstein Listers
  • French Losers
  • Annoying "isn't that Cards Against Humanity, Millennial Humor is unintellligent and SO fun at Parties and then EVERYONE CLAPPED" motherfuckers in my comment section.
If any of that sounds like you... maybe go play with yourself instead.

The game IS for

  • DysFUNctional Families
  • Good friends you love to hate
  • Couples about to start fuckin'
  • Anyone who's ever rage-quit Monopoly
  • Grandmas Who You've Never Heard Say "Cum"
  • You. Definitely you.
Unfiltered. Unhinged. Unapologetic. Just like your game night should be.
LET'S FUCKING GO

FAQs

Frequently asked questions

Browse through out common inquiries to find insights about our products, policies and services. You can find more answers on our separate FAQ page.

You only Send 2 Emails a year?

Well, two MARKETING emails, but yes. You'll still get tracking, delivery confirmation, etc.

If you sign up for marketing emails, I send one email for when I launch a new product, and one email that gives you our holiday discount calendar. I fucking HATE email marketing and the geeks and criminals who do it.

Are these games safe for kids?

No. Absolutely not. These games are for grown-ups (or at least people pretending to be grown-ups). Ages 17+.

How many people can play?

Go Fuck Yourself: 3–6 players

I Would Kill Hitler - 3-8 players recommended

How long does it take to play?

GFYS: 5–10 minutes
IWKH: 30+ Minutes

How long does shipping take?

3–5 business days within the U.S.

(If it takes longer, it’s probably our fault. Email us: hello@spitehousestudios.com)

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. It's on the expensive side, but it's going to get cheaper as we expand physically into other markets.

What if I have a problem with my order?

I will fix it. Email me.

Where can I find you on social media?

TikTok: @spitehouse_games

I do not fuck with Facebook

Why are your prices different on Amazon and Tik Tok?

Because both platforms PUNISH creators for not offering free shipping. The only way I could circumvent that was to raise the price on those platforms, so that it includes the price of the game AND shipping. Shipping is like $7 for me right now because I have to pay a company in ass crack Dallas TX to pick pack and ship orders... But Buying on my website will always be cheaper.

Rated 4.7 by people who should probably be in therapy

Brutal honesty from the dangerously entertained. Scroll at your own risk.