All Cards
This list is a temporary fix while we work out a more elegant solution for what cards go back in which pack.
Original
- An underage girlfriend
- Any bitcoin you fucking loser
- An Alcoholic Dad
- A mom who fucks your friends
- Bi-curious thoughts
- Bad breath
- A lazy eye
- A secret fear / secret group chat
- A boner right now
- Mismatched boobies
- A grandparent you wish were dead
- Direct nazi lineage
- A jar of cum under your bed
Jesus
- Thoughts and prayers for the latest mass shooting
- A grandparent in hell
- A thing for hot teen virgins
- Weird kinks from sexual shame
- A wife who is rightly subservient to you
- Strong feelings the catholic church did nothing wrong
- A fear of hell because of that secret you told me
- Any mixed fabric clothes
- Best religions correlated with skin color
- A stop sucking so many cocks prayer
- A cucked dad
- Any boys locked in the basement
- An engagement ring, a virgin pussy and a real tired butthole
Boomers
- Death Breath
- An Overgrown gray bush
- Saggy Belly Titties
- A bunch of slurs you still say
- An erotic and unquenchable thirst for fake news
- A house you bought with three apples and a wheat penny
- Milky spit on the side of your mouth
- Bony skeleton fingers
- Any shut the fuck up pills you can add to the regiment
- Erectile dysfunction
- The right amount of teeth for perfect oral
- Literally zero good opinions on politics
- A crippling addiction to misunderstanding pronouns
