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The Spite Story
TLDR for the impatient
Because not everyone has time for a narcissist’s monologue.
Go on vacation with friends
All we wanted was a chill getaway. We got trauma instead.
Meet Airbnb host
He seemed normal. First red flag.
Airbnb host does NOT leave
Still there. Still talking. Still not okay.
Monologues for 8 hours (NOT HYPERBOLE)
Unstoppable cutscene. No pause button.
I don't think you processed that
Eight. Full. Hours. With no escape.
Our Airbnb host
Starring Jim. AKA the villain.
Monologues at Us
We weren't part of the conversation. Just the audience.
On our vacation
Remember, we paid to be there.
For 8 hours
That’s two full Lord of the Rings movies.
Anyways, he has covid, raging narcissist, etc
Bonus chaos. Because why not?
He's rich because he made board game
Plot twist: his game somehow made money. Unjust.
"Oh making games may be a be outside your expertise"
He said that. Out loud. To us.
Bro
We’re still not over it.
His board game SUCKS
Objectively. Spiritually. Functionally.
I make games now to SPITE him
Fueled by rage. Designed with love.
Help me SPITE jim
Buy a game. Join the movement. Spite heals.
I make games to
Every purchase is a middle finger to that terrible human being