This Christmas,

Give the Gift Everyone Secretly Wants…

To Go Fuck Themselves

The ultimate holiday bundle: main games, exclusive expansions, and a 'Go Fuck Yourself' stocking for that special friend you love to spite.

It's Been a Fucking Year.

Everyone Needs to Go Fuck Themselves.

Let's be honest.


This year was a lot. The news. The stress. The family group chat. That one coworker.


You've been holding it in all year. Smiling through meetings. Nodding along at dinners. Being the bigger person.


Fuck that.

What's in the Bundle?

Everything you need to turn Christmas morning into pure fucking hilarity:

the Original

NEW EXPANSIONS

naughty Expansion

Go Fuck Yourself stocking

Why it works:

Buy More, Save More:

Perfect price for impulse buys and multiples

Easy:

It's Go Fish for adults. Zero learning curve.

Hilarious:

It's Go Fish for adults. Zero learning curve.

Cathartic:

Everyone secretly wants to tell someone to go fuck themselves. Now they can. 


Buying for 1 Friend… or the Whole Crew?

MULTIPLE FRIENDS

SINGLE FRIEND

Red knit stocking with several comedic card games.

Buying for the Whole Crew?

Grab the Fucker Stuffer bundle to make sure they get all the fucks you have to give.




That's 5 opportunities to look someone in the eye and say "Go Fuck Yourself."


Why stop at one?

What they get:

Office gift exchanges

Family you tolerate

Secret Santa fuckery

Holiday Sale

So Many Stuffers for So Many Fuckers

Box of cards titled 'Go Fuck Yourself' featuring a cartoon fish.

Buying for ONE Lucky Fucker?

Sometimes one person just really deserves it.


Grab the Go Fuck Yourself you've always wanted to give

One friend. One game. One perfectly timed emotional grenade.

What they get:

1x Main game

Family you tolerate

Secret Santa fuckery

Black Friday

$12.99

Want even more? Add extra games for just $6 each. Because some friend groups are bigger disasters than others.

This is a Spite-Fueled Movement

Over 5,000 TikTok videos. Thousands of game nights. Hundreds of ruined friendships (in the best way).


Real reactions. Real laughter. Real fucked up shit said.


Real people saying go fuck yourself!




See how people everywhere are secretly loving being told to go fuck themselves and laughing all the way.

Why the BIG FUCKER STUFFER Bundle Is the Only Gift You Need

Buy more = save more

Comes with 5 Fucks to Give for 5 Fuckers

SUPER DUPER Giftable 


"Go Fuck Yourself" Stocking Included

Holiday Exclusives Included!

A Gift So Good, They'll Say "What the Fuck."

Whether it's for one or your whole group, the Fucker Stuffer Bundle brings the fucking to "Merry Fucking Christmas". Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few gasps).




Limited holiday stock. When the stockings are gone, (THEY ARE FUCKING GONE)

Yes,

You're About to Buy a Game Online

And yes, it's going to tell someone to go fuck themselves this Christmas.




That's the point.


You're buying that one perfect moment on Christmas morning when someone opens your gift, gets all emotional, and then you look them dead in the eye and say:

"Go Fuck Yourself."

You're buying a legendary holiday moment.


Welcome to the Spite House mission.


We make spiteful games. Read our spite story (it's very funny).

We Went SUPER MEGA Viral On TikTok

Watch us hand these games to complete strangers. Their reactions are priceless.


Tag your friends. Spread the spite. Join the movement.

@spitehouse_games on TikTok

If you tag me, i will repost lmao

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